Posts From F. Scott Faulkner
Scissor-Seeking Burglar Busted
Ventura County – There may be no more terrifying experience than awakening in the dead of night to find a babbling intruder standing in your kitchen and announcing that all he
Sodomizing Rubdown Results in Arrest
Ventura County – When one seeks the rejuvenating benefits of a professional massage, one expects a modicum of hands-on professional attention to those body parts wracked by the tension and stress
Carpinteria Car Thieves Caught
Carpinteria – It’s not likely that tourists visiting the beachfront town of Carpinteria and lodging at the local Motel 6 are aware of their fellow overnight guests who use the facility
Trio Arrested for Robbery & Assault with Skateboard
Goleta – The UC Santa Barbara campus—an island of academic tranquility wedged between the takeoffs and landings of the Santa Barbara Municipal Airport to the east, and the narrow, densely populated
Card Scanning ID Thieves Busted
Ventura – While the media airwaves are filled every day with warnings to consumers about the constant threat of identify theft and credit card fraud, those who perpetrate such crimes appear
Resident Tips Cop to Attempted Auto Burglary
Ventura – If you’re going to be sneaking around in residential neighborhoods looking for cars to burglarize or steal, it might be a good idea not to be doing it at
17 Arrested in Human Trafficking Crackdown
Santa Barbara – When thinking of hotbeds of the illicit sex trade, Santa Barbara’s beaches and iconic Mission architecture, and the thousands of international tourists they attract weekly—including many senior citizens
Bonnie & Clyde Bank Robbers Caught 17 Minutes Later
Carpinteria – “The Official Rules for Successfully Robbing a Bank” should probably include the following: 1) Never rob a bank during commuter rush hour. 2) Never rob a bank and then
Santa Barbara DUI Driver Tries to Run
Santa Barbara – Santa Barbara’s Lower Westside neighborhood can be a difficult area to navigate by car, even when cold sober during daylight, as it is laced with narrow early-20th Century
Out of Jail for a Week, Busted Again
Santa Barbara County – Some people just don’t know when to quit. By all appearances, Ronald Carrari, a 56-year old resident of Los Alamos, is one of those people. On March
