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Sexy guy talks himself into jail

CARPINTERIA — Santa Barbara County Sheriff’s deputies were called to Carpinteria State Beach following lifeguard reports of a man loitering on the sand and engaged in a passionate conversation with

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Bogus Bookkeeper Busted for “Borrowing”

Professional bookkeeper April Marie Riggs-Darin was hired by Santa Barbara Contractors Melgoza-Odale, Inc. to keep their books.  But Riggs-Darin had bigger things in mind and promptly began reportedly cooking the

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Weenie-Wagger Finally Gets The Attention He Wants

by R.L. McCullough Santa Barbara, Ca.–June 10, 2009 Glenn Merrill, 59, of Goleta had a little too much time—not to mention too much of himself—on his hands when he came

Honesty Gets Nailed at NIN Concert

By RL McCullough Santa Barbara, Ca. — Leila Dorsey of Santa Monica had a big night planned at the Santa Barbara Bowl Concert featuring Nine Inch Nails.  She paid good

Cash for Dire is Dirty Deal

by R.L. McCullough Santa Barbara, Ca. – When the manager at the downtown Santa Barbara Home Center spotted 39-year-old Michael James Bassett “casually” exploring the contents of a parking lot