Posts From F. Scott Faulkner
Drug Dealers Face the (Loud) Music
Isla Vista – As we all know, there’s no accounting for the musical tastes of others, but apparently it’s not only senior citizen drivers who are sensitive to the chest-pounding thump-thump-ka-thump
Trio Busted for Rape
Isla Vista – Legendary Depression Era stickup artist Willie Sutton is said to have robbed banks because “that’s where the money is.” Perhaps because Isla Vista’s UCSB campus is populated by
“Generous” Heroin Dealer Spins a Tale
Santa Barbara – Perhaps finding that the profits in home-based businesses such as telephone sales, survey taking, envelope-stuffing, and secret shopping simply don’t yield the returns promised by the internet and
Vandals Have Worst Possible Luck
Ventura County – “Egging” cars and “T.P.-ing” your neighbors’ houses might be good rambunctious fun for those inclined to adolescent mischief, but once a young man reaches his maturity and is
Sneaky Tool Thieves Caught Red-handed
Ventura County – In the first weeks of the New Year, Camarillo and Thousand Oaks Police Departments began receiving multiple calls relating to the theft of machinery and gardening equipment from
Visiting Smoker Attacks Landlord
Santa Barbara County – Smoking cigarettes and all that it entails can be a very expensive habit in today’s world…particularly when it leads to criminal assault. On the night of January
Heroin Dealer Done
Santa Barbara – The Santa Barbara Chamber of Commerce motto “Business is great in Santa Barbara, and Santa Barbara is great for business” must have caught the attention of Robert Keith
Serial Bi-county Burglars Busted
Ventura County – Apparently the mindset of some burglars is “once is never enough” or “if it worked before, it will always work”, but neither approach truly stands the test of
Unhappy Boyfriend Now Unhappy Inmate
Santa Barbara – Santa Ynez, just north of the city of Santa Barbara, is populated by ranchers and those seeking the most peaceful and rural lifestyle found anywhere in Southern California,
UCSB Student Caught with Cellphone Child Porn
Santa Barbara – UCSB is known as a superior center of higher education to which matriculation is a formidable and challenging hurdle. Only the best and the brightest are accepted into
